How to Get Rid of Baby Poop Stains Since Sh*t Occurs

Those stains feel personal, whether it is your beloved burp cloth or a cute onesie. But do not worry—if you act quickly and adhere to a few tried-and-true procedures, saving baby clothes from the apocalypse is not only feasible, but shockingly practical.

Sometimes you simply cannot afford to lose another garment, so here's your no-nonsense, mom-tested, laundry-warrior-approved guide to removing baby poop stains from clothing.

Six Easy Steps to Get Rid of Baby Poop Stains

Step 1: Get rid of the "offense" right away

If it is solid (lucky you), flush it away or dispose of it in the trash using a disposable spoon or dull knife. You might need to rinse off the worst of it first if it is more... creative. In any case, your best friend in this situation is speed.

Step 2: Use Warm Water to Rinse

Place a stream of warm (not hot!) water over the discolored cloth. 

This keeps the stain from setting and helps to loosen it. This phase is essential to an effective stain-fighting symphony; do not skip it.

Step 3: Use Dawn Dish Soap, often known as Blue Magic.

Yes, the same blue Dawn that cleans ducklings of oil after spills. After liberally applying it to the stain and allowing it to soak for ten to fifteen minutes, gently scrape it off with a laundry brush or an old toothbrush. You start to feel like a home alchemist at this point.

Add a heavy-duty stain remover in step four.

Apply a stain remover such as OxiClean MaxForce, Shout, or Zout to the affected area now that the stain has been dislodged. For the fibers to be truly penetrated, let it sit for an additional fifteen minutes. Pro tip: Miss Mouth's Stain Remover works wonders for diaper bag crises and berry spills, but what about poop? Remain with the heavy weapons.

Step 5: Use a Strong but Gentle Detergent to Wash

Put the garment in the washing machine using a powerful detergent that is safe for baby clothing—think stain-resistant yet fragrance-free. Plant-based powerhouses like Branch Basics, Persil, and Tide Free & Gentle can all perform well.

Step 6: Always Air Dry

The golden rule is to avoid drying soiled clothing until the stain has been entirely removed. Like crème brûlée, heat will cause the stain to be baked into the fabric. Rather, lie flat or hang dry, then reevaluate. Before attempting again, repeat the procedures if the stain is still there.

Poop Stain Natural Substitutes (If You Like the Crunchy Option)

Here are some efficient natural stain-fighting techniques to try if you would prefer stay away from store-bought cleaners or just want to use what you have in your pantry:

The natural bleach is lemon juice. Before washing, apply some fresh lemon juice to the stain and let it rest in the sun for a while. On whites, it works wonders.

Making Baking Soda Paste: Create a paste by combining equal parts baking soda and water. Rinse and wash after applying and letting it dry for approximately half an hour. It also absorbs smells.

Soak the soiled fabric in a solution of one part vinegar to one part water for half an hour. It aids in eliminating smells and dissolving biological stains.

Salt: Helps with oily blowouts, which do happen. 

Conclusion: Avoid Letting the Blowout Win

Stains are inevitable in the end. Particularly when your infant believes gravity is only a notion and diapers are optional. Early detection, a method, and acknowledging that washing can occasionally be a full-contact sport are crucial.
Do not worry, then. You are doing fantastically. One poop-stained onesie at a time, you can now combat the terrible diaper blowout with the knowledge you have gained.